I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He shit in the fireplace
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