D3 body, D1 cock
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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