And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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