there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
