I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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