There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize