hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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