The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
