Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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