you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
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I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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