I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
