Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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