no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
