Sry I called you an 8
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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