Non-Jews are for practice
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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