my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
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