Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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