Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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