Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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