Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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