There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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