Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
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I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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