and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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