Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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