windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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