No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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