You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Can i not drive my cunt home
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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