no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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