wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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