so explain again why im purple
no
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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