problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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