is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Randomize