I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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