Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
We left an ass print on the piano.
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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