Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
