I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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