guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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