Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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