i would punch a child for taco bell
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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