My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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