That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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