I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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