guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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