She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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