Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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