I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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