I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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