so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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