Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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