Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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