That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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