normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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