Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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