i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
No...this little piggys going to the bar
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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