UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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