just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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