We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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